booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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