To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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