so that wasnt chicken after all
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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