i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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