5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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