people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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