you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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