he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
no you cant smoke seaweed
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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