Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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