he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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