its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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