question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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