Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
only if we run a train.
done.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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