I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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