I am puke
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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