you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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