And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I just googled if crying burns calories
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
