brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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