Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Randomize
