But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Who died my cat blue again?
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