Did you just see the Batmobile???
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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