I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Houston, we have a blender
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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