Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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