i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just found a bag of teeth...
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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