East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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