I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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