Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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