Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Randomize
