He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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