I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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