I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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