Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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