Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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