Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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