i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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