They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We have so much sex to catch up on
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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