D3 body, D1 cock
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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