Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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