I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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