There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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