Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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