its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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