Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Terrible idea I love it
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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