We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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