So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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