She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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