giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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