i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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