Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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