Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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